Everything Is a Carcinogen!

Somewhere in Berkeley, California, Ramazzini fellow, Martyn T Smith, is looking out of his window dreaming of methods to find new ways of linking cancers with targeted consumer products … ones that will generate new publications, new litigation consulting contracts with his Predatort friends, new reasons to travel to Lyon and new confreres in Bologna. If only there were a more efficient way to create more convincing correlations with cancers. His friends in Ramazzini and IARC would be willing to support him and apply his new, more efficient methodology to achieve their shared objectives.